always confused all the time- back in Malaysia and even now in Manchester..i never fail to live up to my name as the blur queen.
I almost burnt down my kitchen yesterday while i attempted to steam my Lotus bun, put it in the microwave under the highest heat for 3 whole minutes and smoke started fuming out like craaaaazy and filled the whole kitchen with an extremely revolting burnt smell..then when i opened the microwave, there laid my bun, my expensive chinese lotus bun solid as rock and black as charcoal.
and also left the microwave half screwed; now its all yellow and oily and burnt on the inside..Im really lucky to not have trigger the fire alarm or the whole building is not gonna be very happy about it.
and today, i found maggots in my fridge under my compartment..SO FREAKING DISGUSTING and fat and wiggly! my flatmate, Rachel and I freaked the hell out and i swear my whole bimbotic side flashed in front of her eyes..I didn't know what the hell were those juicy white stuff were at first, until i saw their head which was this tiny yellow dot and saw their fat body enlarge. then, i screamed like how a typical bimbo would and grabbed my yellow rubber gloves, took tonnes of kitchen roll, discussed about how disgusting and scary of a sight it was with my flatmate, then screamed some more while wiping those bugger before dumping them into the bin.
I, for once, should really not be left in the kitchen..i don't belong there.



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